howto-adult:
- BUT YOU ARE NOT A CAR
- (there is a reason no one has invented a calorie pill and that is because food is more than fuel)
- your mom didn’t bake a special batch of gasoline for your car’s birthday and the car did not excitedly anticipate the taste of the gasoline and finally eating the gasoline…
^things i wish i had known how to put into words
thank you, emma for your eloquence and car imagery
(also i wonder what would happen if i put cake in a car’s gas tank
would it transform like the movie
would it complain that i missed its birthday by four months
but be satisfied and grateful of the delicious chocolatey flavors coursing through its engine
these are the hard hitting questions)